How my date went

There I was on TV with the sound up jus barely enough for my date and I to hear. We had gotten past the introductions at the bar we had jus left & now it seems as if those 4 shots of tequila jus wasn't enough for me to overcome how scared I was. But Alma, my date had run into Nervous Nellies like me before & knew how to handle the situation.
"Don't you want to make me happy, Billy?", she said with jus the right amount of sexiness so that me eyes went from her gorgeous tits to her face.
" Of course I do but earlier when I said I wanted to swallow all your sweet nectar, I meant pussy juice." ...... "I know, I know & so isn't all nectar the same baby? C'mon my lil sexy baby, I can see your cock growing under those pants." ....... "I dunno, I'm not gay or anything." ...... "You don't have to be gay or not gay baby. This is jus two friends having fun for the night with each other."
With that, she grabbed my hand & placed my hand on a large hump in the crotch of her pants. Holy shit, that can't be a cock, not on someone like her. No fkn way, she looks way too ..... Fuck, I dunno but its gotta be a strapon. Yeah, that's what it is, a strapon.
"How does that feel baby girl? Feels warm, huh? Take it out & play with it" & with that she again grabbed my hand to help her take her pants off. Once I started pulling her pants off, she took her top off & so now, here she was in front of me, totally naked. She grabbed me chin softly & directed my gaze to her eyes & softly said "Baby, mommy will never hurt you in anyway. I only want you to experience what I know you secretly want, ok? Just listen to mommy & go slowly, ok baby girl?"
Hmmm, It felt weird hearing herself say mommy & calling me baby girl. Baby is ok but I'm no girl. At least I don't think so.
And as we both lay back down on the bed, our cocks happened to touch so I reached down to adjust mine & ended up having to grab hers to move it from under my cock & between my cheeks to a less dangerous position. That's way too close to my ass. Damn, this girl has a pretty big cock I thought, while stroking it slowly. Watching a cock go from semi limp to diamond hardness is fascinating. It was her next words that both terrified me & yet got me even more excited.